© accioloki
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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

posted 53 minutes ago | via | © | 156484

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

posted 53 minutes ago | via | © | 38923
    what’s your msn?
— ancient excerpt from a dead language  (via tumsperks)
posted 56 minutes ago | via | © | 59167

2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude

posted 57 minutes ago | via | © | 30346

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

posted 1 hour ago | via | © | 13340

freddieboychilton:

this is a religious experience

posted 1 hour ago | via | © | 134758

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon being your sole companion in the zombie apocalypse. They have all the powers they have in the movie/game/show they’re from.

posted 1 hour ago | via | © | 174218
    Come on, honey, this house is a fresh start for our family!
— White dads in horror stories (via mashamorevna)
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meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself